Rambling #5 I love turning on my dishwasher every nite...

I love my dishwasher.. My dishwasher is everything that people with a dishwasher said it would be.... It was love at first sight and i wanted my dishwasher to be in my home straight away.. But like all good relationships i had to wait for my dishwasher to deliver.. I love my dishwasher so much i gave my dishwasher my first born..I love how my dishwasher hums away each night.. i love how my dishwasher FLASHES its bits at me... I love turning on my dishwasher every night ...

But some nights i get really cranky at my dishwasher .. i come out to the kitchen when my dishwasher is done .. to see that my dishwasher has done its job.. all my dishes are washed and sparkling clean .. as they say... you could eat of them LOL* i should be in advertising*

BUT every night my dishwasher does one thing that does irritates me .. and i do the same thing every night .... i think to myself why wont the dishwasher finish off the dishwashers job ... but alas my dishwasher doesn't rinse out the sink ..

*WHY CANT YOU RINSE OUT THE SINK DISHWASHER*

I scream to myself every night.. as i turn on my new mixer tap that my came with dishwasher ....And i rinse out the sink

**OMG i interrupt this blog Meme Phat Cat has done the most smelliest windy aka fart and i need some air **

Where was i oh yes the swirling water around the sink ...

I wash the suds down ..wipe the sink out .. rinse out spounge ... whringe spounge out and place it away...

I turn around place kettle on..

Walk through to the lounge room and kiss my dishwasher on the head tell him i love him and asks if he wants coffee or tea ...

Some nights i am cheeky and i ask if he wants * coffee tea or me *

Yes i do love my dishwasher and i love turning him on cos doing my dishes is sexy even if i rinse the sink out every night LOL .....

Rambling #4 Things you dont get told

We grow up, we are told about periods,how babies are born and made,we are told about puberty and why things happen...

But i have found that there are certain things we are just don't talk about...one which in now an ad on telly is bladder leakage for women, yes when i cough i pee .. great... and its not just us mums it will happen too its going to get all of us in the end..

Another one is some of the myths of being pregnant...no one told be it could me 9 months of feeling ill and puking. No one said to you wont get the lovely glow,no one said that your hair may fall.. and no one said to take a hair dryer in when for after you have a baby ,,, not to look good but to dry your stitches ...thank fully a lady next me told me morning after so hubby was dispatched to get hair dyer asap ...
lol...

But the one of the biggest thing no one ever told me about was when you hit certain age little hairs will pop out on your face.

I have seen the little old ladies with moles and hair growing out of them and thought eww but i thought they must of had them for life or something ...
but i woke up about 4 weeks ago and was brushing my teeth and of course as you do i was watching my self in the mirror..
I look close and see a little hair growing at the side of my right hand side of my top lip ...

I finish brushing my teeth and look closer and have a little feel.. it feels like a whisker omg a mans hair on my face ....
I will admit i freaked... why hadn't i heard of this ... a tiny little whisker ...


I love plucking my eyebrows so i have 6 pairs of tweezers lol so i pull out a point pair and pluck it out... it was tiny but had a hint of red ,,,, OMG its a ranga whisker,,,
At this stage a mini panic attack was setting in i look in mirror i swear i saw myself looking like Ronald McDonald with a beard ....

I rang my girlfriend and told her ... she laughed oh yea i get on my chin... umm and u never told me ?????

She goes on to tell me that she has more the one about 3 OMG ..lol

I feel that spot near my lip all the time.. i pluck at anythng i feel in case theres more grow... will i end up with beard ... will i be a little old lady with a hairy chinny chin chin ...

Did no one tell those little old ladies to pluck those hairs...

I am here girls to tell you all

LITTLE HAIRS WILL GROW
LITTLE HAIRS NEED TO BE PLUCKED
and please tell your freinds that this will happen and its ok ....

Ramblings #3

So on a winter's sunny Sunday afternoon i find myself writing a little blog post. I will ramble on this post cos i have something to put our there after leaving house the twice in two days... *that's big for me*


Yesterday morning we took miss m to airport to fly out to Brisbane to spend two weeks with Nanny &Poppy and Great Grandma & Great Grandad.. Let the spoiling begin LOL Already got the text got two new pairs of shoes and new beret ...not bad for under 24 hours LOL

I will miss her like crazy but Paul and i act like kids who parents are away when miss m goes to Brisbane ... we have been our out and brought lots of things that she wont eat and things she will to LMAO but we will be living on tomato soup *miss m hates all things tomato except spag bol lol * so bake beans will be eaten .. tomato flavoured chips LOL

Now i don't know if it is every IGA but our IGA had all Arronett's bikkies on special $1.89 a packet so we have caramel crowns,tim tams,mint slice and tee vee snacks.. for the late night Milo choccie feast LOL

But i wonder ...

I would like to talk about something i did see at the airport that disturbed me lol Ihave noticed it other places too.. Why do ppl get all rugged up and wear thongs...
This guy yesterday Lets say he was a bit of a Shane warne look like too which makes it seem so much worse ...

He had on jeans,a thick padded jacket,scarf,beanie and THONGS!!! now i live in Bundaberg people sub tropics yes its cool of a night but always a nice pleasant 22 / 23 during day .. so bit of over kill there ..he was on the flight arriving from Brisbane only an hour's flying time away so temp wouldn't be that much different lol..

And my mum taught me that if my head and feet were warm rest of you would be warm .. so rugged up and THONGS defeats the purpose.. and i see have seen 3 times since then are they mocking me lol

So with Miss M gone Paul and I planing a nice sleepin but wasn't meant to be..Lovely neighbour across the road decided from 6 30 this morning to cut his front lawn up like a turf farm .. its was not expected and we were not happy Jan but as i said to Paul as we both hopped out of bed @ 645am
*well it is a sleep in cos every other morning your alarm goes off @ 5 * he grunted and made me a cup of tea.. LOL

Now I mentioned IGA earlier well my other issue is people who go shopping or even out in public without shoes ... no shoes on their feet ..bare footed ..ewww ewww ewww .. now don't get me wrong i am bare foot at home and love being on our grass with no shoes or even down at the beach in sand no shoes is great .. BUT ..in a shop.. walking around with your trolley and NO SHOES!!!!

*LMAO PAUL JUST GROANED @ ELVIS MOVIE BUT CHEERED FOR HERBIE THE LOVE BUG MOVIE this is why i love him and his hate of U2 of course* ^another blog post there lol

Anyway back to the no shoes ... we down IGA doing our shopping.. and in comes a family of mum dad and 3 kids not one of them had shoes on .. now i am not a fan of the thong in some places but surely you could at least wear thongs into a shop selling food and i thought you had to have shoes on to drive ...

Maybe its just me LOL but certain things have slipped People losing their manners and their ability to care for the appearance and these things are important ... well to me at least...

Rambling #2 Period Pain

WOW I am amazed at the amount of people who have read and followed my blog *Once again my paranoia took over* i am really amazed thanks everyone

So what to ramble about today..

well the boys wont like this but its period pain.. i type this with hot water bottle on my belly haven taken 6 naprogesics in the last 12 hours.. arrrggghhhh why does this happen..

Does the big thing up stairs that is suppose to be all caring and loving really think that us women really need this like every 28 days ... umm no would be my answer .. but whether is be slight uncomfortableness or full of screaming because of the pain all women hate that time of the month ...

We feel yucky we want sweet gooey things and we don't want to feel like mike Tyson punches us in the tummy every minute ...

Now Paul is a demi god he will make me cups of tea Milo buy me choccies and goes back to the store for the right choccie if i change my mind he will ask chemist girls what is the best medication for period pain and buys my tampons and pads, he does this for me and miss m LOL

Now i am not saying all men don't or do this for the lady's and girls in thier life but my x hubby wouldn't even buy condoms lol .... reason 165 he is x hubby LOL

I know this will end sometime soon... my periods... cant some soon enuf for me LOL
I dont need them had my one baby girl not having any more dont want any more Nanny says she cant afford anymore LOL

I HATE CRAMPS and men as much as they try to understand and love us they dont get it ....but bless the ones who give it a go and put up with us ..

Now where is the chocolate and cup of tea i had to make myself this morning ....

Rambling #1

So i announced on twitter this evening that i think i would like to blog .. and me with my ever present *paranoia* (learn about other fun aspects of me as we go along) thought no one would care to hear what i am have to say or feel or think... well two lovely ladies answered back and they know who they are ...

So as Miss 15 aka Miss M turned on Glee and @number1dogsfan aka Paul aka partner in crime and life started to get into Glee i got out the laptop and looked up blogging sites ..

As i waited for the laptop to fire up i made us all a lovely warm cup of Milo for all of us ... i do love a large cup and 16 years ago my mum aka nanny brought me lovely cup that does hold 750 mls of fluid... mmmm that is alot of Milo and requires 3 large teaspoons of Milo lol
Was bit upset thou we only had caramel crowns to share with them .. We would of had Tim tam for Tim tam orgasms... but i didn't get to Fresh Fields Food Works quick enough had all choccie arrnotts bikkies for a $1.85 a packet but every one must of ran to get some cos all Tim Tams were gone ... 8-(

So this brings us back to now sitting here writing or is that typing my blog ...
oh and Milo is lush LOL

I suppose should give up something tid bits about myself too ..
I am a stay @home mum * by circumstance more then choice* might go into that in later blog if i feel safe.
I love my herb and veggie patch and of course my family of two. Also a mummy two furry babies Mr stoney cat and miss meme phat cat .. both found us so was happy to welcome to the family..
Just like the non furry baby Miss M they are spoiled too .. they also had warm Milo tonite..

My mother says i march to the beat of different drum and i say thank fuck i do.. cos man that normal drumming doesn't have a great beat..

I am a music nutter i am currently collecting Cd's like mad .. i do have ipod but i believe those with the most Cd's win.. love bad 80's music but i range in choice from yanni through to tea party or even murder dolls lol And a most of you know i am mad keen Golliwog collector too ..

I am awhere that i am not the best speller or have the best use of grammar ... and i honestly hope i dont offend anyone in this blog because that is not my intention .. but i am going to use this as way to help me with a fair few internal issues i have..

So heres to the first post hopefully not the last and now if i feel like i have something to say i will blog it babies